Tuesday, November 6, 2012

B- Movie Review: Troma's Father's Day (2011)

Indeed, it's Troma time again, and this time a recent movie. That this movie has quality is already revealed by the smooth music in the opening scene. And we soon get to know this movie's antagonist, a cannibalistic gay rapist who likes to kill, rape and eat fathers. And he eat his human flesh raw, Eww, everyone knows human meat can only be enjoyed Well Done. But all is not lost, Gunshot McCool is after him, and he's a great character because he has an eyepatch. (Actually his name is Ahab, and it's some kind of Moby Dick reference, but seriously, Ahab is a lame name). And then Gunshot McCool runs the fucking killer over with a car, because the killer is a LIBERAL PUSSY who don't have a car, so Gunshot goes all TRUE AMERICAN WAY over him and run him over, as is his duty. And he has a great catchphrase too: Happy Father's Day!

But several years later the Father's Day killer is back. We also meet Shitface Slacker, a young man whose father has been killed and who make his living by sucking dick and robbing his customers. And he's an annoying little shit who is all about "Leave me alone" and "You don't fucking understand". Seriously, buy a life. And then the young Shitface is harassed by a pervy priest. And the pervy priest then get a mission to find Gunshot McCool, and bring him back to take on the Father's Day killer, also called Fuckman! Who could have known such an outstanding superhero like Fuckman could become a GAY RAPIST CANNIBAL KILLER!!!

Other characters are Sleazy (yes, that's her name) who's Gunshot's ex- girlfriend and runs a strip club. Gunshot's sister also work at that club. There's also an asshole police officer who is very good at pissing people of with his, well, assholish behaviour. And then it turns out Fuckman lead a religious cult where they worship something called Fuckmannacus.

Yes, this is an awesome movie. The dialogue is hilarious. The green screen effects look like shit, and the story is dumb as fuck, but still has many really head scratching turns and twists. I can deeply recommend this one, it's like the perfect bad movie delicacy. And it has a lot of gore and nudity too. Oh Troma, your movies has such class!

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