Anyway this movie has several awesomely bad fire fights that usually happen for no apparent good reason.Yes, this is one of those movies where everyone is using the unlimited ammo cheat. Oh hooray for bad action flicks! The name is probably wrong though. It should be called Wooden Acting the Movie!! And why is it called 2000 when it's made in 1987. Doesn't really make any sense at all. The Postapocalyptic sure dress weird too, they are probably quite confused about their sexuality if you know what I mean. Wait, there is a woman in this sausage fest? Well, she doesn't need to worry about getting raped.... wait... seriously.... these dudes are straight? Everyone dresses in tight leather or silly uniforms, often unbuttoned, and I'm supposed to believe they are straight? Postapocalyptica sure is a weird place.
Also this movie has Richard Norton, and that's awesome! And the girl is good looking too. Yes, she's one of those girls, who take the payment, but robs your wallet afterwards. The dangerous sort. This movie is about Richard Norton shooting people with that bad ass gun you see on the poster. And surely that's all you need in a movie. You see, the gun thing is not about killing people. It's about self esteem. Any man would feel much more secure if he can fire a gun in all direction, scream, and kill some random people. Good sport. This movie also have Indians, which mean it's racist, because Indians always means racism.
The plot? It had something to do with oil. I'm not really interested in politics.
If you want a mindless action movie with straight men dressed like gays, shooting each other, then Equalizer 2000 is FUCKING AWESOME!!
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